schrodingersnerd:

everythingisnightvale:

discontentramblings:

An asexual and pansexual become room-mates and have wacky adventures

The show is called ‘All or Nothing’

Plot twist: the asexual is really super outgoing and is a huge flirt while the pansexual is extremely socially awkward and has trouble ordering coffee let alone getting a date.

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my hand slipped

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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

budacub:

dividebysix:

thedeathecchi:

I WANTED THOSE REPORTS ON MY DESK AN HOUR AGO

SUSAN HAVE YOU SEEN BRIAN HE HAS MY STAPLER.

SUSAN stop dancing. This is serious.

HEY SUSAN I’M GOING TO GET SOME LUNCH YOU WANT ANYTHING?

SUSAN?

SUSAN STOP SCREAMING PLEASE

1 hour ago · 233917 · reblog

chrissymodi-frost:

I have to reboot this today!

(Source: moveslikecurt)

1 hour ago · 44606 · reblog

songofages:

typhonatemybaby:

mishawinsexster:

Friendly reminder that the Duckbill Platypus is not beaver sized but the tiniest most cutest patootie being in existence 

OH GOD

i thought these things were the size of like, large cats or something. ITS FUCKING TINY JESUS

1 hour ago · 30338 · reblog

caraphatash:

ihaveanarmy-wehaveatimelord:

catchmythoughtsmidair:

tardiscookies:

jamminyamin:

Ballerinas are the most underrated athletes.

GUYS SHE IS SPINNING ON HER TOE.

ALL HER WEIGHT ON HER TOE. 

HER TOE.

TOE.

Thank you someone for finally acknowledging this.

People always make ballet seem like such a wimpy, easy sport. 

While we are dancing, we have to:

  • turn out our feet
  • hyper extended our knees
  • tuck our buts under
  • flatten our stomach
  • close your ribcage (to the point where you cant breathe)
  • shoulders are down and back
  • elbows are lifted
  • hands and fingers are soft
  • neck is long
  • use proper head movements

ALL THIS WHILE STILL IN OUR STARTING POSITIONS NOW DO ALL THAT WHILE MOVING AND LOOKING GORGEOUS. AND EFFORTLESS

You try holding your leg by your head without touching it and turning on the tips of your toes and wooden shoes and tell me ballet isn’t hard.

People always say “don’t be a ballerina” and “don’t be such a pussy”

when really ballerinas and vagina’s are probably the most hardcore things

AND BALLERINAS WITH VAGINA’S ARE JUST STRAIGHT UP METAL

SO DO NOT TELL ME BALLET IS FUCKING EASY AND NOT A REAL SPORT

Most ballerina’s are also known for dancing until their feet bleed, bandaging them up and getting back on with the show.

ballerinas are fucking hardcore ok 

Ballerinas are fucking metal 

1 hour ago · 256421 · reblog

(Source: captainsteves)

3 hours ago · 5747 · reblog

randomthingieshere:

Someone kick me out the fandom, because then I’ll stop poorly editing Hetalia characters onto Stephen Colbert. Otherwise they will keep coming. 

▶ GUYS THIS IS REALLY IMPORTANT PLEASE DON’T SCROLL PAST IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

furbearingbrick:

ereriislife15:

I’m doing a persuasive speech and this would really help me out.

If you think animals should be adopted from shelters, reblog.

If you think animals should be bought from pet stores, like.

*REBLOGS FURIOUSLY*

6 hours ago · 81326 · reblog

xemnas-plushie:

THIS FUCKING MOOGLE IS WEARING AN ORGANIZATION XIII COAT THIS IS THE CUTEST THING EVER

beekwhy:

toopsy:

brimerica:

ALL THE GERMANS ARE LIKE BUFF MENLY MEN GRRRRR

And then there’s Austria

i would bring up liechtenstein but i mean come on she could probably beat his ass into the ground

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