zerotheduke:

sleuthhammer:

callino-fucking-way:

no you don’t get it. all homestuck characters can be dicks. rose can be a dick, tavros can be a dick, anyone

except for the mayor the mayor is exempt from this post

either we’re not reading the same comic

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or you’re going to have to go back and try again

perfect

(Source: chickenstab)

▶ Random APH Fact Of The Day #40

hetainfo:

The characters with canon heights are,

  • Italy- 5’7.7”
  • Germany - 5’11”
  • Japan - 5’5
  • America - 5’9.6”
  • England - 5’9
  • France - 5’9
  • Russia - 5’11.6”
  • China - 5’6.5”
  • Belarus - 5’3 (estimated)
  • Finland - 5’7
  • Holy Roman Empire - 3’2
  • Hungary - 5’3
  • Latvia - 4’7 (est.)
  • Prussia - 5’9-5’10 (est.)
  • Sealand - 4’3.2”
  • Sweden - 5’11.6”
  • Taiwan - 4’11 (est)

hkirkh:

al-grave:

The varying wavelengths of different colors

Nice to see infrared and ultraviolet are in there as well.

Me: *heals self*
Enemy: *heals self*
Me: Whoa. Whoa.
Me: What do you think you're doing?
Me: I just took off half your health bar, and then you go and do that?
Me: Yeah, I KNOW I just healed myself.
Me:
Me:
Me: It's different when I do it.

(Source: andrewbelami)

itsstuckyinmyhead:

School and Tumblr Photoset

We f i g h t or we d i e.

(Source: asummonerslight)

"In Roman community baths, it was customary for men to stand and applaud when a well-endowed peer entered the water."
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why are men so weird everywhere always (x)

i just imagined this and cannot stop loling

(via retconcorps)

'CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MASSIVE DONG SIR'   'THANK YOU SIR I INHERITED IT FROM MY PARENTS'   'TRULY AMAZING SIR'  
(via theinfinitejests)

(Source: thirddeadlysin)

▶ A Short Story

i-only-use-a-pen:

Denmark gets nominated by Prussia to do the ice bucket challenge. He does it cause why not and then nominates Russia, Sweden and Finland. The two first do it after hesitating a lot and are dead mad at Denmark afterwards, but not Finland. Finland strips down to his underwear, dives head first into the freezing water of the Baltic sea and just goes like

BITCH, I AM THE COLD.